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likespancakes:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man.”

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i want to crawl up in a little ball and fold inside myself and i’m stupid and needy and pathetic and i hate you and i want you out of my life but i want you in it forever at the same time and i sweated a lot today and i didn’t see you at all and all you want to do is hang out with your friends and you suck and i love you but sometimes i can’t stand you and if this is what love is then it’s a lot harder than all those poets made it out to be

Tags: angsty

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khaaleesii:

on the one hand my periods in sync w the full moon this cycle which is p cool

on the other hand someone uSED ALL MY FUCKING PADS AND I HAVE NO MONEY AND MY SISTER HAS THE CAR

IM GOING TO BLEED ON EVERYTHING YALL FUCKIN LOVE DONT THINK I WON’T

OMG

urbannomad:

@enyar

urbannomad:

@enyar

gotta love my nose ring that has been bleeding for FOUR DAYS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BASKETBALL

gotta love my nose ring that has been bleeding for FOUR DAYS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BASKETBALL

Anonymous asked: I want you to wrap your legs around my head so that I may kiss your sweet, wet pussy until my lips and tongue are numb. Then flip you over and slide my throbbing cock deep inside you, grabbing your hair and gently pulling it back towards me to see your face as I enter you again and again. When I am ready to burst I will cum all over your bare tits and allow you to lick them dry. In the morning I will make you a breakfast burrito with fresh salsa and avocado. We'll eat until our bellies are full.

i don’t like avocado

Tags: lulz

fudgedeelight:

cleophatrajones:

theuppitynegras:

I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream

Crying hysterical tears

lolololololololol

o m g

fudgedeelight:

cleophatrajones:

theuppitynegras:

I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream

Crying hysterical tears

lolololololololol

o m g

(via im-not-your-tiger)

fuckyeahmst3k:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

getyourspoons:

The breast cancer line

And then it is never mentioned or brought up again

It’ll be fine!

they’re curing more people everyday

coagulates:

Boys who are good at oral are a myth

imma have to disagree with this

(via wekissedthestars)

you know what was really cute for me the night chris and i confessed our feelings?

he asked me if he could hold my hand.

i thought that was the cutest thing.  

a little bit buzzed, high off pheromones, and he asked “can i hold your hand?”

ugh getting all sentimental now that it’s almost been a year

 

facetious-fox:

“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi 

:)

facetious-fox:

We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.—John C. Moffi 

:)

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